internet e-mail joke #126,320,043
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine…
And those who don’t.
As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials,
Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day,
At the end of the year we would have absorbed More than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) -the same bacteria found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop..
However,
We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)
Because alcohol has to go through a purification process Of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health.
Therefore, it’s better to drink wine and talk stupid, Than to drink water and be full of shit.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I’m doing it as a public service!
—— brought to you by: my mom
