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Top Ten Punchlines To Dirty Election Jokes
- “With a poll like that, I’m suprised he can gallup at all.”
- “She starts chanting, ‘four more minutes! four more minutes!’”
- “That’s not the voting lever, but don’t stop pulling.”
- “This isn’t how it looks—I’m just joining a third party.”
- “I prefer Bush, but I don’t know who I’ll vote for.”
- “So that’s where Katherine Harris was hiding the Al Gore votes.”
- “Unfortunately, his margin of error was plus or minus three inches.”
- “Get used to it, honey—we live in a swing state.”
- “I thought you had trouble maintaining an election.”
- “I saw your sister with Mary Cheney—there was no sign of Dick.”
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